So… long story short, it’s been weeks and weeks of computer problems that have prevented me from getting on and doing even the most basic things. My fan started making the most intense whirring noise, so loud that you could hear it on Facetime, so loud that it gave me a headache to listen to it for too long. I took it to the Apple store, and they said they couldn’t do anything – a piece of quinoa was stuck in it… uhhh, these people obviously didn’t know about my low-carb diet. No quinoa and definitely not near the computer.
So I finally got it checked again, got the fan replaced, and now everything is hunky dory.
Sorry for the lack of updates. I’m back.