Even I’m surprised that I like a perfume that smells like minty herbal mouthwash, but it’s 25 degrees today and I went for a walk outside so Geranium Pour Monsieur is perfect. This is as close to kitsch that Frederic Malle gets, and the price is laughable, but when I wear this, I’m Goop-rich, I have weird paint splatter art hung in my living room, I just bought the perfect jade egg, and I have a candle that smells like… well it doesn’t matter how the candle smells, nobody lights it and I just have it for show. This is a geranium for everyone, but especially for the kid inside all of us.
