My Tiktok “For You” page keeps giving me videos on the “Mob Wife Aesthetic” and you know what, I can relate to that more than the “clean girl” aesthetic which somehow seemed to alienate me. Anyway, my pick for a Mob Wife perfume has to be Chanel No. 5. It smells like what our idea of classy is supposed to be, instant class in a bottle, and even if you don’t love it, it’s easy to tolerate. In my mind, the mob wife probably gets a bottle of this every Christmas or birthday and just uses it because it’s there, but once her husband gets killed doing some routine mob business, she switches over to No. 19. Still, she has a bottle of Chanel no. 5 on her dresser, and her own way she leaves the gun and takes the cannoli.
